Precious: I can fetch things. Huh? I can sit. Oh. Look at this thing! This is crazy! (shaking her butt) Whoo, whoo, whoo.

(Surly looking disgusted)

Precious: Has a mind of its own. I can keep going if you want.

Surly: Uh. No thanks.

Precious: Oh, come on. It's not that bad. (farts) Sorry.

Surly: Ugh. Precious, that's disgusting.

Precious: What? I said sorry.